GOTOPIC said...
I bought one and CANNOT believe how well it works!! I haven't stopped pointing out my newest self improvement feature to everyone I know. I now have the ramrod straight chin of a Marine Drill Instructor. I no longer have fatty flesh hanging like a Pelicans sack. AND, I've lost 37 lbs!! My neck is now my favorite feature apart from my cankles. A day after using the Neckline Slimmer, I can no longer turn my head any direction but up or down, and I LOVE the fulfilling sensation of a solid 2 minute workout. And I found other applications; I used the Neckline Slimmer as a pogo stick for my hamster! She bounced around for hours until the cat had enough. I used the low pressure spring as a shock absorber in my new Vera Wang heals. And, the European cream is better than Carnuba Wax on the furniture and tastes great on Rocky Road ice cream. PS, anyone who buys this product should move to Somalia RIGHT NOW for fantastic oceanfront (or urban center) real estate deals.
Scott said...
I purchased the Neckline Slimmer and am just so amazed at how well it works.
My bedroom door is a little warped and, when I opened it all the way, it had started to damage my wall. You could actually see the outline of my doorknob on the wall from the friction. I was looking at a whole new paint job.
What the infomercial doesn't tell you was how well Neckline Slimmer works as a door stop. It is just the right size. so I can now open my bedroom door and the knob doesn't hit the wall.
Since I have used Neck Slimmer my bedroom wall is starting to look much nicer. I still have the cream and have decided to try it on the wall to see if I can remove the earlier discoloring.
I could not be happier.
Hester said...
BUY THIS PRODUCT! It saved my marriage! My husband was about to leave me, and he made it clear that it was primarily due to the 8 inches of wobbly flesh beneath my chin. In desperation I bought one of these and started using it, although I have to admit I was doing it for more than 3 minutes a say...more like 3 hours. What can I say...I was desperate. But within a week my chin skin disappeared...POOF! Just like that! But wait...it gets better! Once my neck area was looking all slender and sexy, I decided to try it out on my other trouble spot - my thighs. I could never use any other thigh-slimming products because, with the size of my thighs, I couldn't get anything in there. But this gadget fit in that little space just perfectly, and with just a few squeezes I could start to feel the difference. Soon enough my thighs had slimmed down to the point where I could get larger gadgets in there, and now they are sleek and slender, and I can wear normal clothes again (at least on the lower half of my body).
The best part is that my husband is looking at me in a whole new light, and you know what THAT means. Which reminds me - I also found a great use for the cream! Don't throw it out, ladies - it tingles!
I haven't been this happy with an online product since I bought a wolf-moon t-shirt last year.
Sash said...
Just to add my 2 cents... I got good results with a "lean it anywhere" cat scratching pad which I bought in Walmart. BTW, this is no joke. I live in Canada, and the Neckline Slimmer is not yet available here. But I liked the idea and got a substitute that works for me.
The scratching pad is a flattened cylinder with an ellipsoidal cros-section, quite elastic, and when pushed down, bounces back. The sides have more bounce (that's the area that I'm using), while the middle is quite rigid. The cover is rough carpet, but can be covered with a piece of cloth before placing your chin on it. It has two solid rubber grips on the side that can be used for holding.
Sit with your back straight and hold the scratching pad with both hands at chin level. I usually hold it slightly inclined (sloping down outwards from the chin) in order to fit the natural chin profile. Push your chin down about 10 times X 3. You can smile while doing this for added benefit. You can also keep your jaw open while pushing down. This way the workout extends to the jaw and and cheekbone.
That's what I noticed so far: after two weeks of practice (once or twice a day) the neck is firmer, the slight jowl sag disappeared and the area under the chin is uplifted and firmer. My cheeks also look firmer, especially the area around my mouth.
So that's to say that resistance training does work. It's not a quick fix and it requires a lot of determination, but it builds your looks from inside, with no risks, no scarring and virtually no money.
PS. Compared with the neckline slimmer, my scratching pad is quite unsophisticated and will not let you adjust the level of resistance, but at least it doesn't squeak. And the cat still gets to use it when I'm not!
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